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Julia Sweeney on God - This American Life The Monty Python take on Catholics and Protestants views of birth control theology.Every Sperm is Sacred There are Jews in the world.There are Buddhists.There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.I'm a Roman Catholic,And have been since before I was born,And the one thing they say about Catholics is:They'll take you as soon as you're warm.You don't have to be a six-footer.You don't have to have a great brain.You don't have to have any clothes on. You'reA Catholic the moment Dad came,BecauseEvery sperm is sacred.Every sperm is great.If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is great.If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Let the heathen spill theirsOn the dusty ground.God shall make them pay forEach sperm that can't be found.Every sperm is wanted.Every sperm is good.Every sperm is neededIn your neighbourhood.Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,Spill theirs just anywhere,But God loves those who treat theirSemen with more care.Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is great.If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is good.Every sperm is neededIn your neighbourhood!Every sperm is useful.Every sperm is fine.God needs everybody's.Mine! And mine! And mine!Let the Pagan spill theirsO'er mountain, hill, and plain.God shall strike them down forEach sperm that's spilt in vain.Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is good.Every sperm is neededIn your neighbourhood.Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is great.If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite iraaaaate!From Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"

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